Welcome to hell!!! Bienvenidos al Infierno!!!

Como muchos de ustedes ya tuvieron la desgracia de leerme en mi blog anterior me voy a ahorrar de presentaciones formales y pasar a los bifes, soy Mikka y como cinéfila malll miro pelis que no conoce NI DIOS y como por esas curiosidades de la vida he encontrado varias joyitas perdidas y demasiada mierda en el cine comercial abrí un Blog de Cine para que ustedes mis queridas víctimas incautas no sean predadas financieramente y lo mas importante NO PIERDAN TIEMPO VIENDO BASURA porque la guita vuelve PERO EL TIEMPO NO ...

Voy a tratar de subir todas las pelis de mi viejo blog, y lo que si les pido es NO se asombren del vocabulario porque aca me manejo lo mas "yo misma " posible, mi humor es retorcido como cola de chancho y soy CERO POLÍTICAMENTE CORRECTA ya que me importan 3 carajos los nombres de los actores, directores o productores no hay nada mas rompepelotas que leer "De los creadores de ... " que en realidad es .. "Robamos con la otra y si necesitamos recordártelo en esta es porque probablemente SEA UNA GARCHA !!!

Mis calificaciones son de 10/10 y estan basadas en EL PUBLICO AL CUAL VAN ENFOCADAS . o sea hay producciones Disney que son malasss pero para los crios estan bien hechas y en el caso de adolescentes "TWILIGHT" es una bosta bíblica y ... sorry SIGUE SIENDO UNA BOSTA BÍBLICA !!!!

Como verán yo tengo la frase del gran Groucho Marx "YO NO DISCRIMINO .. ODIO A TODOS POR IGUAL !!!". Asi que AGUA MINERAL CON PRINGLES Y GOOD SHOW!!!

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Many of you already had the disgrace of tolerating my movie reviews in my old blog, so I m not going to bore you with any introduction, in spite of that I must warn to all those new people that I m Mikka and YOU ARRIVED TO HELL, cause I watch movies not even God knows about and maybe it s cause of that I found out real jewels among them and catastrophic GARBAGE in big Hollywood productions. That s the main reason why I opened a movie blog in the first place, so you my dearest readers - victims actually- wont waste money and hours of your free time in BS, cause money comes and goes BUT TIME DOESNT.

I´m going to try to upload all the movies I had plublished in the original blog, even unfortunetelly ALL the ones at archives are LOST. Onluy thing I ask you is DONT GET SHOCKED ABOUT MY VOCABULARY because it s 100% myself, read ZERO DIPLOMACY with a wicked twisted sense of humor and a latin touch. In other fill I DONT GIVE A RATS ASS about big names, no matter if they are actors, directors or producers cause under my eyes EACH MOVIE counts by itself, and if some need to say their career before the title of their current movie it s cause that one DOENST WORTH IT ENOUGH ..

The kind of numbers I m going to use to qualify the movies are 10/10, and tehy are going to be based in many things including THE AUDIENCE THEY ARE MADE FOR, for example there are Disney productions that are booooring but "ok" for kids, and other teen kind like "TWILIGHT" that are a kick in the balls and when you analyze them considering their public .. THEY ARE EVEN MUCH WORSE CRAP !!!!

As you may have noticed I love Groucho Marx´s phrase: "I dont discriminate, I hate EVERYBODY "

So get your french fries and mineral water ready .. or cheetos and beer and GOOD SHOW !!!